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:: Fortune Cookie :: :: Fortune Cookie ::

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Nothing too great man.
You missed your chance to pull a Seinfeld (stop while it's still funny). Now you're doing all these rehashes, which are not nearly as funny as they used to be. Foamy seems pointless and robotic, he just rages because it used to be funny. And the Foamy clones (the black one, and the Woody Allen one, which was fairly humourous) are like the uncle who comes in out-of-town on a sitcom, who is played by a once-famous actor who has passed his prime.
You're keeping the name alive, and just barely. And unless you get money from continually doing this, I suggest you seriously change things up. Take a break, come back with something fresh.
One that doesn't involve squirrels.

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super marrio parodies super marrio parodies

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice job...

Your humour may be lost on some people, but I appreciate the amount of time you take to make every single one of your cartoons suck so horrendously. But in a funny way.

Cupid's Last Stand Cupid's Last Stand

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Dun dun dunnnnn

Not only is this promoting the killing of many other equally cute little Cherubs with a penchant for shooting arrows into kids' asses, but it also promotes an interest in the Wizard of Oz. That, and it just perpetuates Goth stereotypes in a completely non-satirical way.
When will the insanity end?!

Recent Game Reviews

Super Mario Revived Super Mario Revived

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Why is this frontpage?
If you're gonna submit a mario flash game, at least make it decent.
Or just make an animation. Involving guns. Mario+guns+proper design=barrels o fun.

Metal Slug Rampage 3 Metal Slug Rampage 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars


the game is way too slow. the part with the tank is brutal, because the dude takes way too long to jump. fps is way slow. aside from that, its a good one; but this would be better if you sped up the gameplay (takes so friggin' long to fire his damn gun!)

Mario Starcatcher 2 Mario Starcatcher 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Seriously, theres no depth to these levels. Its like lemmings but minus the mindless lemmings. Boooooring.
I would have more fun masturbating with a barbed wire mitten.
Add way more length to the levels and maybe, like, some puzzles involving koopas or something, you know, like mario would normally have in it.