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Super Mario Revived Super Mario Revived

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Erm

Why is this frontpage?
If you're gonna submit a mario flash game, at least make it decent.
Or just make an animation. Involving guns. Mario+guns+proper design=barrels o fun.



Metal Slug Rampage 3 Metal Slug Rampage 3

Rated 3 / 5 stars

aaRrrgh

the game is way too slow. the part with the tank is brutal, because the dude takes way too long to jump. fps is way slow. aside from that, its a good one; but this would be better if you sped up the gameplay (takes so friggin' long to fire his damn gun!)



Mario Starcatcher 2 Mario Starcatcher 2

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

Wow.

Seriously, theres no depth to these levels. Its like lemmings but minus the mindless lemmings. Boooooring.
I would have more fun masturbating with a barbed wire mitten.
Add way more length to the levels and maybe, like, some puzzles involving koopas or something, you know, like mario would normally have in it.



Gateway To Love Gateway To Love

Rated 0 / 5 stars

blows

yeah this is laaaaaaammme. llllaaaaaaame.